Sunday, February 15, 2015

Baby Making...First-Person Shooter Style

My wife and I are trying to have a baby, but we have completely different strategies for being successful. She's done all this research and is approaching it very scientifically. There's a certain day that things must happen to ensure optimum results. I'm adopting a more over saturation method. Every day...all the time.

Let me put this in terms of a first-person shooter video game. My wife is the sniper on the team...one shot one kill. I'm the crazy guy with the M16 that unloads the entire clip into the room before reloading and doing an encore.