Monday, November 10, 2025

The Secret Agents: Part 2

Troy: “So, where did you really go on Saturday?”
Me: “On a mission.”
Troy: “Dada! I can see from this picture that you’re in some kind of museum.”
Me: “That’s not a museum. It’s an airplane hanger. You can’t see it in the picture, but we’d just caught the bad guy, and I’m actually standing on his neck, waiting for the FBI to arrive and take him away.”
Troy [skeptically]: “You’d just caught a bad guy…at a museum?”
Me: “I told you that it’s not a museum. We were at a small airport outside of town pretending to do a chemical weapons buy. The bad guy got news that we were agents, and our cover was blown. He tried to take off in his private jet, but I used a car to ram the landing gear and disable the plane. After it skidded to a halt on the runway, I rushed on board and ripped the bad guy off the plane and threw him out of the door.”
Troy: “Uh huh, and what was mama doing?”
Me: “Covering me.”
Troy: “I still think you went to the museum.”
Me: “Well, we didn’t.”

Sunday, November 9, 2025

The Twelve Days of Troy

Me: “Since you like the 12 Days of Christmas song so much, how about we come up with our version?”
Troy: “Okay!”
Me: “So, you have to think about what you’d send to your girlfriend each day.”
Troy: “Like what?”
Me: “I don’t know. It could be anything. Pick things you like or you think she’d like. How would you tell her that you love her?”
Troy: “Okay, I got it.”
Me: “Great! Hit me with it!”

…ten minutes of composing and editing later…

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
A kitten playing with yarn

On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Four hiding turtles
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Fiiiivvvveee silver dollars
Four hiding turtles
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the six day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Six nibbling bunnies
Fiiiivvvveee silver dollars
Four hiding turtles
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Seven laughing parrots
Six nibbling bunnies
Fiiiivvvveee silver dollars
Four hiding turtles
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Eight baby octopuses
Seven laughing parrots
Six nibbling bunnies
Fiiiivvvveee silver dollars
Four hiding turtles
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Nine bright red lady bugs
Eight baby octopuses
Seven laughing parrots
Six nibbling bunnies
Fiiiivvvveee silver dollars
Four hiding turtles
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Ten random photos
Nine bright red lady bugs
Eight baby octopuses
Seven laughing parrots
Six nibbling bunnies
Fiiiivvvveee silver dollars
Four hiding turtles
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Eleven jumping lizards
Ten random photos
Nine bright red lady bugs
Eight baby octopuses
Seven laughing parrots
Six nibbling bunnies
Fiiiivvvveee silver dollars
Four hiding turtles
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me…
Twelve crawly worms
Eleven jumping lizards
Ten random photos
Nine bright red lady bugs
Eight baby octopuses
Seven laughing parrots
Six nibbling bunnies
Fiiiivvvveee silver dollars
Four hiding turtles
Three cross-eyed hamsters
Two licking puppies and
A kitten playing with yarn


Me: “Bud, I’m not sure how to break this to you gently. But if you send some of this stuff to your girlfriend, I don’t think she’ll stay your girlfriend for very long.”
Troy: “What’s wrong with it?”
Me: “Well, not a lot of girls are into cross-eyed hamsters, baby octopi, jumping lizards, and crawly worms.”
Troy: “Hmmm, then, I guess she’s not the girl for me.”
Me: “Well said!”

Saturday, November 8, 2025

The Secret Agents

Me: “We need to leave in an hour.”
Troy: “Where are we going?”
Me: “Mama and I, not you.”
Troy: “What!? You’re leaving me!?”
Me: “Yes, we have to go out.”
Troy: “Why can’t I go too?”
Me: “Look, Troy. I’ve been avoiding telling you, but I guess now you’re old enough to know the truth. Mama and I are secret agents. We’re spies for a covert organization. Sometimes, we get called away on missions. Usually it’s only one of us at a time, but tonight we both have to go.”
Troy: “Dada! Where are you really going?”
Me: “I just told you. We have a mission. Didn’t you ever wonder why Dada is so good at wrestling, boxing, martial arts, fencing, archery, and shooting? I mean I can hit you with a dart dead on while you’re flying through the air! Didn’t you ever wonder why I have such a vast and varied knowledge about so many random things? I need it all to do my job effectively.”
Troy: “I thought you worked with computers.”
Me: “That’s my cover, just like your mother pretends to be a professor. In reality, she’s a chemical weapons specialist.”
Troy: “Mama, is that true?”
My Wife: “Well…”
Me: “Of course it’s true. Why would we make something like that up?! What kind of imagination would I have to have to come up with that story?!”
Troy: “I still don’t believe you.”
Me: “That’s your prerogative. I need to go get my gun. I’ll be right back.”
Troy: “Dada!”

Friday, November 7, 2025

Trapped in a Port-O-Potty: Part 2

Me: “Hey, check that out, Troy! They finally got that guy out of the port-o-potty.”
Troy: “Really?”
Me: “Yeah, look. There’s only a bald patch in the grass where it used to be.”
Troy: “I hope he was okay.”
Me: “Me too. I can’t believe that nobody noticed that he was missing all that time.”
Troy: “I can’t believe that nobody else needed to use the bathroom all that time.”
Me: “Good point. And let’s not even think about what he had to eat and drink in there. I mean it’s been six weeks!”
Troy: “Yuck!”
Me: “Let’s just be thankful that he’s finally out.”
Troy: “Yeah.”

Friday, October 31, 2025

You're a Wizard...uh...Troy!

Troy decided that he wanted to go as Harry Potter for Halloween this year. I'm not exactly sure where this idea came from, but he was dead set on it, and it was definitely better than his usual choices of rotting zombies or bloody rabbits. So, I tracked down a blood-red Gryffindor robe and Harry Potter specs for him. Then, I decided to carve him a custom wand made from the maple tree in the front yard (he was less than enthused about this, because it didn't look identical to Harry's). My wife did the lightning bolt scar on his head in eyeliner, and with his naturally curly hair, he made a pretty convincing wizard.

Out of solidarity, I decided to also dress up, so I got a royal-blue Ravenclaw robe and paired it with the crushed velvet vest from my wedding. That paired with my long, shaggy beard was a pretty striking combination. I carved another custom wand for me. After seeing us both, my wife was feeling left out, so she decided to dress up as Professor McGonagall. She had her witch's hat, black dress, and green cloak. And of course, she also requested a custom wand. By this time, the poor maple tree was looking a little bare around the bottom!

Since we were going all out, I decided to invite my sister and her husband to join us. They are both big Harry Potter fans. In fact, that was how they got dressed up for their wedding. My sister showed up in golden Hufflepuff robes and her husband was in emerald-green Slytherin robes. So, we had the complete set when all was said and done. Of course, they didn't have custom wands...but theirs did light up on the tip.

It was a lot of fun walking around the neighborhood, and we got a lot of comments and compliments on our costumes. But the most important part is that Troy had a blast, and he appreciated that we all dressed up too.

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

The Greaser

Today, they were celebrating the completion of the first fifty days of school. To make it fun for the kids, they decided to have them all dress up in costumes from the 1950s. Being a fan of the movie Grease, my wife and I decided that it would only be fitting to have Troy go as a greaser. So, a white shirt with rolled up sleeves, some jeans with rolled up cuffs, and slicked back hair, and Troy was ready to go! We'll see how long it lasts. I can't imagine him obsessively recombing his hair all day long, like the actual greasers of the time.

Thursday, October 23, 2025

Field Trip at Legoland

The school took the kids to the Sea Life Aquarium and Legoland in the Grapevine Mills Mall today for their class field trip. Of course, Troy wanted to spend the entire time in Legoland, since we go to Sea Life quite often. It was fine, though, because most of his friends were doing the same thing, so he had people to play with. He spent the majority of the time in the playground, which meant that my wife and I were left standing around with nothing to do, like many of the parents. I tried to engage a few in conversation, but it's awkward, especially when they're heads-down in their phones. Oh well, Troy had a good time, and he appreciated having people there with him.

Friday, October 17, 2025

The Houstonian Fall: Bellaire

Today was a travel day, but there was still one more place that I wanted to go…home. Or at least where home used to be during my childhood. So, we packed up, checked out of our hotel, and headed to Bellaire. I hadn’t been back in years, and I was amazed at how much everything had changed. We found a little cafe called the Bellaire Coffee Shop and stopped for breakfast. It had an old diner feel to it, and it was filled with “regulars,” older patrons who came in every day for food and connection.

Our waitress was Dimetria, who ended up being from the Island of Chios, which is a large island east of Athens, Greece. My wife was elated to find yet another Greek to converse with. In fact, the diner itself was run by Dimetria’s Greek brother-in-law and his son. Everyone was extremely nice, and the food was good. The best part was when we were leaving. I saw the owner’s son walk up to an older couple and offer to pay for their breakfast, just because they were such loyal customers. It’s nice to see goodness and caring like that still in the world.

After that, we toured around Bellaire, so I could show my son the houses where I grew up (fun fact, after my parents got divorced, my mother and father ended up living on the same street just on opposite sides of the freeway), the elementary school I attended, and the high school where I spent my awkward years. It was a quick tour, because we had a long drive ahead of us, but it was good to reconnect with my roots.

And now, we head to home…

Thursday, October 16, 2025

The Houstonian Fall: Zoo Boo

To continue our trend of eating at new places, we decided to try the Snooze Cafe. It was a little trendy place we found near the Museum District. The service was excellent, and the food was delicious. My wife and I couldn’t decide on a selection again…too many appetizing choices…so we opted to split a Protein Trio Omelet and a Pineapple Upside Down Pancake. Both were equally delicious.

After that, we headed to the Houston Zoo. They were doing Halloween at the zoo…Zoo Boo…and they had a sort of fright fest in the evening, so we only had limited time to enjoy the zoo. They had it all decorated with pumpkins and skeletons, and honestly, we probably spent more time looking at the decorations than the animals! Troy’s favorite part was the banded mongoose pen, because there were little pop up windows in the middle of the pen. He said it was like being right in there with them. He also enjoyed the petting zoo. There were a lot of fat, pregnant goats for him to stroke.

My favorite part was the otters. It was so neat to see them up close to the glass, swimming and playing with each other. They were so graceful and fast. In that same area was a brown pelican preening himself, and that was cool too. I’ve never been that close to a pelican before.

The only downside was the heat. It was getting to all of us by the end, and we were more than ready to go. My wife’s favorite part was the bathroom and the gift shop, because both were air conditioned! After piling up on gifts we didn’t need, we headed out.

Our last stop of the day was Smither Park. I’d been reading about it online, and it was my “must see” stop while we were here. It’s a small park in southeast Houston, tucked away in a rundown neighborhood. The entire park has been redone by local artists, plying their craft. Beautiful mosaics made of tile and broken plates and bowls adorn almost every surface. There is a wall running along one side of the park that is completely covered in mosaics and tile sculptures, blended together by different visions and styles, as each artist added their own flare.

An old basketball court now serves as a covered area for booths during the various events and festivals held throughout the year. Each column of the court has been transformed into a tiled work of art. An amphitheater made of recycled materials has been erected at one end of the park, looking like a giant fish mouth open to eat you. And the sidewalks are tiled with dolphins swimming just below the surface of the water or seagulls flying above it, or with a giant butterfly, or in the shape of a giant guitar.

The stop might have been off the beaten path, but it was totally worth it. Even my wife enjoyed sitting at a table with two tiled, life-sized skeletons, enjoying the shade and gentle swishing of a large willow tree. Finally satiated and definitely done with the heat, we headed back to the hotel to get cleaned up. I’m ashamed to say that we Doordashed dinner, because nobody felt like going back out.

UPDATE: Okay, now I feel like we should get out more. There is also a Snooze Cafe in Dallas. We could have been enjoying these delicious breakfasts all this time!

Wednesday, October 15, 2025

The Houstonian Fall: Moody Gump

Today, we ventured down to Galveston for the day…well, half a day, since we got another late start. We stopped for brunch at Sweet Paris Crêperie and Cafe, which ended up being amazing. My wife and I shared a savory crepe (La Canadienne) and a sweet crepe (Apple Cinnamon Crème Brûlée), because neither of us could choose between them. Both were equally delicious.

After scarfing down our crepes (and licking the plates), we headed to Moody Gardens to see the aquarium. Moody Gardens consists of three pyramids, an aquarium, a rainforest, and a discovery interactive show experience. We knew we didn’t have time for all of them, so we opted for the sea life. It did not disappoint. The attraction winds you around and up and down the main feature, which is a replica oil rig transcending all three floors of the aquarium. The whole place was filled with Halloween decorations, with skeletons in and around the various fish exhibits, which gave it a Pirates of the Caribbean feel. Especially when you got to the fish tunnel at the end with the sunken pirate ship.

It had all of the usual features and fish that you’d expect in an aquarium; sharks, jellyfish, starfish, etc. But it also had something extra. A stingray petting tank. All three of us enjoyed stroking the slimy stingrays along their backs as they drifted by. Troy had a good time teaching other little kids how to properly touch the stingrays, the best places to stand, and what he’d spontaneously named each stingray. I heard other little kids walking around referring to the stingrays as “Brownie,” or “Brickleback,” or “Blackie.” It was adorable, and the parents appreciated his tender patience with the younger kids.

The only other place that we spent significant time was at the sea lion tank. They were cleaning the tank, and the sea lions were messing with the cleaner and trainers the whole time. So, it was fun to watch them and give voice to their playful personalities, imagining them saying funny things to the trainers.

We stayed until they closed and kicked us out. Then, we headed to Kemah to check out the boardwalk. The boardwalk was decorated with Halloween decorations, so it was pretty cool. It was pretty crowded, despite the fact that most of the stuff was closed. So, after a stroll along the boardwalk, we decided to eat dinner at Bubba Gump Shrimp. We had a great view from the window, so we were able to watch the sunset over the water as we scarfed down our seafood dishes.

UPDATE: Apparently, there is a Sweet Paris Crêperie and Cafe right here in Dallas! Who knew?!

The Creeperie

GPS: “Now driving to Sweet Paris Creeperie and Cafe.”
Me: “Troy, we’re eating in a creeperie today.”
Troy: “Great. I’m going to a whore house!?”
Me [snickering]: “Yes, you’re going to a whore house for breakfast.”
Troy: “But I thought you didn’t allow me to go in places like that.”
My Wife: “You’re correct on so many levels. And you need to enunciate that word. It’s ‘hor-ror’ not ‘whore.’”

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

The Houstonian Fall: Butterfly Encounters

We were a little more motivated this morning. My wife got up early to get ready, because she was supposed to have a video call with work. Troy and I went to get donuts from Shipley’s Donuts. But my wife’s call ended up getting canceled, so we hit the road for a second day at the Houston Museum of Natural Science. My wife desperately wanted to go to the planetarium, but we didn’t have time yesterday. We made a special trip to go back for her. The show she picked was later in the afternoon, so we decided to go through the Cockrell Butterfly House first.

You start in a display room that has butterflies and beetles pinned to the wall…they’re already dead, not being tortured…it’s for education. I’m sure they died of natural causes after a good long life. Okay, moving on. They also have live bugs and insects to observe and learn about, like scorpions, spiders, and stick creatures. But to our absolute delight, there was a volunteer there, showing off several bugs. My favorite was the Giant Australian Spiny Stick Bug. She was climbing on a stick to blend in, but she kept trying to crawl on the volunteer’s hand every time she went to put her down. She just wanted to be held. It was so sweet, and the volunteer was so patient with her. Even though the volunteer gave off those tough, no nonsense grandma vibes, she was very sweet with the bugs. Troy liked the Giant Millipede, which he got to touch.

The butterfly house was amazing. There were so many butterflies, casually fluttering around or enjoying the sunshine on an assortment of tropical flowers and leaves. The place was awash with colors as the butterflies displayed black, white, orange, yellow, blue, green, red, pink, and brown. There were even a few iridescent ones. My wife and son saw a few butterflies land on people, so they went on a mission to look as appealing as possible to get the same treatment. I was on a different mission…to see an elusive Glasswing Butterfly.

By the end of the journey through the house, neither of us had accomplished our mission. I had a butterfly land on my head, but that was as close as any of us had come, and no sign of a Glasswing. Troy was very upset. So much so, that he actually declared that it was the worst day of his life. And that’s when our luck would change.

As we neared the exit, there was a young woman sitting on the steps, holding a butterfly on her hand. Her grandmother was a taking a picture of her. And when she was finished, the young woman turned to Troy and asked him if he’d like to hold it. You can imagine the elation in my son as they tried to coax the butterfly from one to the next. The butterfly finally flew to his little arm and contentedly sat there licking his skin. And a few seconds later, one landed on his back too! He couldn’t keep the smile off his face as he tried to stand still and not scare them off. And as we took pictures of Troy, another butterfly flew up and landed on my arm. And then another landed on my wife’s arm.

All too quickly, all of the butterflies flew off, but they weren’t done yet. One last giant Banded Owl Butterfly with iridescent blue on the insides of its wings landed on the front of my wife’s shirt. As it lazily opened and closed its wings in the sunshine, she couldn’t stop smiling. The dream carried through so many butterfly houses through the years was finally fulfilled. And even though I still haven’t seen a Glasswing, it was still an amazing butterfly encounter.

After that, we went to the Burke Baker Planetarium to watch Dark Universe, which explored dark matter and dark energy and their supposed part in creating the universe. The images were breathtaking, but of course, the focus was on the Big Bang Theory and how things just “happened” out of nothing. If we were to believe them, then God was not instrumental or even needed in the making of the universe.

We were starving by this point, so we walked down to Fria’s Pizzeria for a late lunch, which was good. Then, we headed back to stroll through the McGovern Centennial Gardens right across from the museum. There is a large mound set up on one end with a spiraling walkway around it. It apparently represents the life of a tree from seed to old age, starting at the top and spiraling ever farther away from the center. Troy and I decided to check it out while my wife enjoyed the shade under a hundred year-old oak tree. We explored a little more as a family before the heat became too unbearable. So, we called it a day and headed back to the hotel.

Monday, October 13, 2025

The Houstonian Fall: Death by Natural Causes

We got a late start…I mean it is vacation after all…so, we ended up skipping breakfast and having brunch instead. We intended to go to some place that my wife had seen on several travel sites, but there was a line out the door and around the corner. So, we opted for a place called Harry’s.

Ironically enough, it was owned by a man from Larissa, Greece. There was Greek written on the door and all over the restaurant. The menu even had items specific to Greece. The food was delicious, the atmosphere was nice, and we even got to meet the man himself! When our waitress found out my wife was Greek, she found the owner, and he came to our table for a chat. We also met his daughter, who was working as a line cook, and his granddaughter and grandson, who were hanging out for the day, since it was a holiday. My wife was over the moon to meet a fellow Greek and talk about her homeland.

Fat and happy, we made our way to the Houston Museum of Natural Science. We chose two of their special exhibitions, King Tut’s Tomb and Death By Natural Causes. Troy has been enamored with Egypt ever since he saw the Prince of Egypt and The Mummy, so we thought he might enjoy learning about the discovery of King Tut. I tried to teach him about different things that we were seeing and tie it back to the movies, but it turns out we could have saved our money, as far as he was concerned. He had little to no interest, and he spent his time running around and asking when we were leaving instead. Oh well, my wife and I enjoyed it.

You started by descending into the “tomb” and were greeted with a similar sight to what Howard Carter, the Egyptologist who discovered the tomb, first saw…burial tables, a chariot, preserved food, statues, and more. There were displays of the artifacts found, replicas of the three coffins (Yes, you heard that correctly. King Tut had three coffins stacked one inside the other like Matryoshka dolls.), replica of the burial headdress, and even a replica of the mummy. Not only did King Tut have three coffins, but he was also entombed inside a large rectangular sarcophagus, which was then enclosed inside four gilded shrines. The whole assembly was so large that the last pieces had to be assembled inside the tomb itself!

At this point, my wife had a migraine, so she sat on a bench while Troy and I explored the permanent Hall of Ancient Egypt exhibit. Surprisingly, Troy really loved this exhibit. I think it was mostly because they had several actual mummies on display, which he thought was cool. He also liked the replica gold burial chamber and painted motifs. I think it helped that I was willing to keep moving at a faster pace instead of reading every single sign.

Our last stop for the day was the Death By Natural Causes special exhibition, which Troy was initially drawn to because it was dark and spooky looking…and because it had a skull and snake on the sign. It was a really well-done exhibit showing different ways that people have died through the centuries because of a lack of knowledge and understanding of their environment. From deadly animals and plants to chemicals and elements that people used to achieve colors in art and clothing, we learned that anything can kill if not respected or understood. It was also fascinating to learn how many people have died from ordinary household items. The moral of the story, it doesn’t matter what it is, humans will find a way to get themselves killed by it.

Besides death by natural and ordinary things, the underlying theme of the exhibit was how humans have learned and adapted because of these deaths. We’ve had advances in medical science, safety regulations, and antidotes and cures all come from these early deaths. All in all, this was surprisingly my favorite exhibit. And they had enough interactive things to keep Troy engaged and interested too. Despite feeling like death herself, I even think my wife thoroughly enjoyed it.

We rounded out our time at the museum by going into the Motion and Matter exhibit, which featured an alchemist’s laboratory, a giant periodic table dance floor, pulleys and levers, a sprinter’s running machine, and even a giant interactive brain. Troy and I spent a great deal of time in the alchemist’s laboratory, learning how combining different elements and materials will lead to new discoveries. They had a really cool interactive multiplayer game where you could combine things together and then use different processes on them, like dissolution or electricity or fire, to promote chemical reactions. Those reactions would then result in new materials that could be used in further experiments. The goal was to discover 55 elements on the periodic table and pave the way for modern chemistry.

There were three interactive game consoles linked together, so that when one player discovered something, it became available to everyone. As Troy and I performed our experiments, random people would come and go from the third machine. We enjoyed meeting new people, teaching them about the game, and cheering on their new discoveries. And in the end, we beat the game and achieved the rank of Chemist!

My wife thoroughly enjoyed the giant brain exhibit. It was an interactive machine, literally inside a giant brain, where you could explore the anatomical makeup of the brain and how neurons worked to transmit impulses throughout the body. There was also a machine that explored DNA and how it’s used in our bodies to reflect certain traits. She was really excited to show Troy what she did for a living through the machine.

We stayed until the museum closed. Then, we left and grabbed some chicken fingers for dinner.

Sunday, October 12, 2025

The Houstonian Fall: The Waterwall

Tonight, we went to the Waterwall, because it’s one of my favorite places in the city. It’s a 64-foot semicircular structure that has water cascading down on both sides. The waterfall creates a wet wind as it plummets that you can feel twenty feet away. It’s truly an amazing sight. Neither Troy nor my wife had ever been to it before, so they were both impressed. The only downside was that they didn’t turn on the lights in the water, so we could see it all lit up.

We left there and drove around the corner to have dinner at Grotto. It’s an Italian restaurant with a great atmosphere. Our waiter was a Mexican man named Wilfredo, but he told us to call him “Willie.” My wife was very taken with him, so she kept engaging him in conversation. He was a very nice man, which made the meal more special.

We all tried something new. Troy got calamari and spaghetti, my wife got a fettuccini and mushroom and chicken dish, and I got a butter and sage ravioli. Troy ended up trading his spaghetti for my raviolis, and we all shared the calamari. The food was good, and we enjoyed the evening. Willie even gave us free cookies and biscotti!

The Houstonian Fall: The Drive

Since Troy has a diminished week next due to a holiday and teacher conferences, we decided to pull him out the entire week and take a family vacation. We could all use the break, and we’d like to get away from the warmer weather. So, we decided to go somewhere exotic, and we drove to Houston.

Yeah, I know. There are more exotic and pleasant places than Houston in October, but we didn’t have a large travel fund, and my son has never really seen where I grew up. So, we’re going to find some fun places to visit and make the most of it.

We’re staying at the Palace Inn Blue Edgebrook. Despite it distinctly lacking amenities and being on the lower star end, it’s actually clean and very nice. It’s not in the nicest neighborhood, but it’s conveniently located to all of the things that we wanted to do here.

The drive here was what you’d expect…long and filled with traffic and law enforcement officers. But we weren’t in a rush, so it was fine.