Me: “Troy, that port-o-potty blew over. I hope nobody was inside when it did.”
Troy: “Daaa…dah! Why would someone be inside?!”
Me: “Using the bathroom. That’s what that little box is for. It’s got a little toilet inside. So, if someone was inside using it when it blew over, then they might still be trapped in there. I mean it blew over on top of the door.”
Troy: “Gross! So, they’re like trapped inside with poop all over them?!”
Me: “I guess it’s possible. Should we pull over and check?”
Troy: “Nah. They’re going to have to figure that one out on their own!”
Tuesday, September 30, 2025
Friday, September 26, 2025
Unfiltered Reality
This week has been rough, as I’d been forced to work a lot of late nights to meet my customer’s deadline. I’d been missing Troy, so I decided to pick him up early and take him to Spirit Halloween as a treat. We’d been staking out the place for weeks, waiting for it to finally open. He loves perusing the costumes and decorations, trying on things and getting ideas for our yard.
When we walked in, I noticed a very tall blonde woman working the register. I didn’t think too much of it, as I was quickly distracted by Troy pressing the button on one of the animatronic decorations by the front door. But later, when we were trying on Halloween masks, the cashier came back to our area to see if we needed any help. I noticed that “she” was really a “he” dressed up like a woman. Joei, as we learned her name was, was a transgender male. I had a polite conversation with her about scouting out potential costumes to then run by my son’s mother for approval. And then Troy looked up and really saw Joei for the first time.
Troy: “Are you wearing a costume?”
Joei: “No, this is just who I am.”
Troy: “Are you a boy?”
Joei: “Parts of me are.”
Troy: “Then, why are you dressed like that?”
Joei: “Well, I used to be a boy, but now I’m a girl. Just like I used to be a Marine, and I used to work in the oil fields, but now I work here.”
Troy: “Oh.”
Me: “What did you do in the Marines?”
Joei [thankful for the change in subject]: “I was in recon.”
Me: “Ha, that’s why you asked if we were doing recon on a Halloween costume!”
Joei [laughing]: “Exactly! Well, you let me know if you need anything. And I think that bloody pig head might be perfect for you. What do you think?”
Troy: “Maybe. I do like that his mouth moves.”
Joei: “Yeah, we don’t really get a lot of pigs around here with tusks like that.”
Troy: “Really?”
Joei: “Anyway, take your time.”
Me: “Thanks, Joei.”
When we walked in, I noticed a very tall blonde woman working the register. I didn’t think too much of it, as I was quickly distracted by Troy pressing the button on one of the animatronic decorations by the front door. But later, when we were trying on Halloween masks, the cashier came back to our area to see if we needed any help. I noticed that “she” was really a “he” dressed up like a woman. Joei, as we learned her name was, was a transgender male. I had a polite conversation with her about scouting out potential costumes to then run by my son’s mother for approval. And then Troy looked up and really saw Joei for the first time.
Troy: “Are you wearing a costume?”
Joei: “No, this is just who I am.”
Troy: “Are you a boy?”
Joei: “Parts of me are.”
Troy: “Then, why are you dressed like that?”
Joei: “Well, I used to be a boy, but now I’m a girl. Just like I used to be a Marine, and I used to work in the oil fields, but now I work here.”
Troy: “Oh.”
Me: “What did you do in the Marines?”
Joei [thankful for the change in subject]: “I was in recon.”
Me: “Ha, that’s why you asked if we were doing recon on a Halloween costume!”
Joei [laughing]: “Exactly! Well, you let me know if you need anything. And I think that bloody pig head might be perfect for you. What do you think?”
Troy: “Maybe. I do like that his mouth moves.”
Joei: “Yeah, we don’t really get a lot of pigs around here with tusks like that.”
Troy: “Really?”
Joei: “Anyway, take your time.”
Me: “Thanks, Joei.”
Wednesday, September 17, 2025
That's My Boy!
Troy: “Watch it, dada. Don’t cross the street yet. The pizza guy is coming.”
Me: “Ooh, someone is having pizza tonight. That could have been us.”
Troy: “Yeah, let’s have pizza. I’ll hold him down, you grab the pizza!”
Me [laughing]: “That’s my boy!”
Me: “Ooh, someone is having pizza tonight. That could have been us.”
Troy: “Yeah, let’s have pizza. I’ll hold him down, you grab the pizza!”
Me [laughing]: “That’s my boy!”
Saturday, September 13, 2025
Flag Football: Veteran
Troy started his new season of flag football today. He picked up right where he left off. On the first defensive series, he made two stops. On the first offensive play, he took the handoff up the sideline for a score. He was going so fast that the other team couldn’t catch him. They were all just trailing along behind him...a pack of green behind a white blur. Maybe it was the new cleats that we got him! The boy just needed a good pair of shoes, like Forrest Gump.
We also decided to try soccer this season. Not much happened there. Just a lot of learning the game. He is on the team with his friend Asher, so that’s cool. Both Troy and Asher would prefer to stand back and play defense rather than run up and try to score. Troy did get in on a couple of clears, but that’s about it.
We also decided to try soccer this season. Not much happened there. Just a lot of learning the game. He is on the team with his friend Asher, so that’s cool. Both Troy and Asher would prefer to stand back and play defense rather than run up and try to score. Troy did get in on a couple of clears, but that’s about it.
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