Trapped in a Port-O-Potty

Me: “Troy, that port-o-potty blew over. I hope nobody was inside when it did.”
Troy: “Daaa…dah! Why would someone be inside?!”
Me: “Using the bathroom. That’s what that little box is for. It’s got a little toilet inside. So, if someone was inside using it when it blew over, then they might still be trapped in there. I mean it blew over on top of the door.”
Troy: “Gross! So, they’re like trapped inside with poop all over them?!”
Me: “I guess it’s possible. Should we pull over and check?”
Troy: “Nah. They’re going to have to figure that one out on their own!”