Taco Baby

They have this thing at work where if you help someone out or do a particularly great job on something, then they give you a taco. Not a real taco, just an emoticon. But the program tracks how many tacos you receive, and each month our director gives out a $50 gift card to the highest taco earner for the month.

I have managed to accumulate so many gift cards over the last eight months that my wife came to me the other day and said, "You have $250 in cards here from your tacos. What do you want to use them on." I replied, "Whatever you need is fine." So, we're paying for our baby medication with them. We are literally paying for our baby with tacos!