Diaper Ninja

One of my biggest fears of having a baby has always been changing diapers.  I'm sure I'll get used to it, and knowing me, I'm sure I'll perfect my technique until I am a master at it.  But no matter how much you try to perfect your technique, there are so many unexpected things that can go wrong when changing a diaper...especially with boys. 

Anyone who has had a baby boy knows what I'm talking about.  Boys like to wait until the diaper is off to pee.  Don't let anyone tell you differently, they know what they're doing.  You just have to look at the mischievous gleam in their eye to realize that.  Everyone has advice on how to deal with this, but no matter if you try to trick the baby or have another diaper in hand and ready to go, you still almost need combat training to accomplish it!

You need the reflexes and agility of a cat to dodge the "bullets," the speed of a fighter pilot to get in and get out, the accuracy and precision of a sharpshooter to have everything in the right place at the right time, and the fortitude of a Marine to walk into that battle even knowing what awaits you.  In a word, you need to be a diaper ninja!  Okay that was two words, but you get the point.