Pee-pee Teepee

I'm going to sit and let you ponder the title of this post for a minute.  What kinds of images are coming to mind, I wonder?  What could these two things possibly have in common?  What strange thing am I about to be exposed to?

Well, I was talking to CC today, and he told me that his wife found a neat little invention called the "Pee-pee Teepee," which is a little cloth cone that you can place over a boy's wee-wee while you're changing him, so that he doesn't...well...wee-wee on you.  This might just be the answer I have been looking for to deal with part of my diaper-changing woes.  Hazmat suit and "Pee-pee Teepees," and I'll be all set.  Not likely, but a man can dream, right?

Honestly though, I feel like this is cheating.  I mean if you're not getting shot in the eye, then I feel like you're not doing it right.  It's like a right of passage.  It's part of the process.  Besides, I can still imagine my baby boy holding it until the very moment that I remove that cone and then "bam!" right in the face.