The Mother-In-Law Suite

Most nights, I have taken to sleeping in the mother-in-law suite on the other side of the house.  It’s partly due to the fact that my wife’s snoring has increased in frequency and volume since she’s been pregnant.  It’s partly due to the fact that she has insomnia at random times during the night and will wake up, get restless, flounder around the bed, and then end up reading on her Kindle or watching a movie on Netflix on her phone.  And it’s partly due to the fact that she has been complaining that I’m making the bed too hot and that my peaceful slumbers, which might result in the occasional eating or soft purring (although none of this has been verified), are annoying her.  So, for both of our sakes to receive a peaceful night’s sleep, I have vacated the premises and allowed her to sprawl over the entirety of the king-sized bed.