Chatterbox

My wife noted that lately I have been singing more than usual, especially whenever she is around.  When she asked me why that is, I told her that I wanted the baby to be able to recognize the sound of my voice.  She told me that I talk more than any man she has ever met, so the baby should have no problem recognizing the sound of my voice, because it's all he ever hears!

While this might technically be true, I still blew a loud and wet raspberry in her general direction.  She laughed and said that I was blowing a raspberry at the baby too.  It reminded me of that scene from Nothing to Lose where Martin Lawrence takes Tim Robbins home with him, and his mother slaps Martin Lawrence when he walks in the door.  She then turns and slaps Tim Robbins, and he says, "Ow, what was that for?"  And the mother replies, "Because you was with him!"

Well, Troy got a raspberry too, because he was with her!