Monday, November 19, 2018

Expansion

Today, my wife was complaining that the baby was being particularly aggressive with his shifting and stretching and pushing.  She said that he felt like he had his legs stretched out as far as they could go to make more room.  And that he was shifting her organs around in an uncomfortable fashion. 

I told her that she had to see it from his perspective.  His "apartment" was getting a little cramped, so he was trying to take over the apartment next door, knock down the wall, and increase his square footage!  I mean I get stiff from sitting on the couch for too long, I can't imagine how it must feel to be squished into a yoga egg every minute of the day for nine months.

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