Flatulence

Since my wife had been pregnant, she seems to have a lot more gas. Or she has less control over it. Or she just cares less and blames it on the pregnancy. Regardless, she’s been passing audible wind more frequently. Today, she was sitting on the edge of the tub in the bathroom, and she let out a rather loud, vibrating flatulation. We both ignored it and kept talking. A few minutes later, I was sitting in the exact same spot, and I also had a rather loud, vibrating flatulation. Since I’m obviously not pregnant and can’t blame it on that, I came to the only possible conclusion...there’s something wrong with the tub.