Pregnant Card

My wife likes playing the I’m pregnant card when she wants something that means more work for me.  She’s actually become quite comfortable manipulating me into bending to her every whim.  And if I start to push back even a little bit, then she says, "If you won’t do it for me, then do it for the baby."  And I melt like hot butter.

I told her that she won’t be able to use the pregnant card much longer, so I hope she’s enjoying it.  She said, "That’s okay, I’ll always have the baby card!"

And she’s right.  That little turd has me wrapped around his little finger, and he’s not even here yet!