The Mysterious Jen

Today, we received a congratulations card from an unknown person. There’s was no return address, and it was merely signed “Jen.” I know of only one Jen, and she denied sending the card. So, we have no idea who it’s from. While we’re thoroughly grateful for the sentiment, it’s sort of negated by the fact that we have no clue who it’s from. I guess it’ll remain a mystery. If you’re reading this, Jen, it’s not personal. But you should really put a return address and your full name!