Initiation

The last few days, my son and I have both have a lot of gas in our stomachs. We have taken to expelling it in similar fashions, to the point that one or the other of us makes “noise” and my wife has to ask which one of us did it. Being the awesome father that I am, I of course always blame it on the baby. One because he can’t defend himself, and two because people are more tolerant of him doing it.

Last night, my wife was changing the baby, and at that very moment, I tooted from my snoozing position in the bed. Apparently, my son heard it and smiled. It was so perfect and unexpected, that my wife started cracking up laughing. I guess he’s being properly initiated as a man in our family!