Kaiser Walk

My son likes for me to hold him in my arms and "Kaiser walk" (also known as goose stepping) around the den. So I have to make these slow, exaggerated steps while I’m walking so he bounces and jiggles with every step. It's hard for someone who has practiced his whole life to be a ninja, but he won't calm down if I'm gentle about it. Maybe it reminds him of riding around inside my wife. She's usually in a hurry everywhere, so her gait is hard and deliberate.