Superhero

My wife got our son a new outfit that had these really baggy bottoms. It looks like one of those paraflying suits. I told him that it’s his superhero outfit, so he can fly after the bad guys. All he needs is a big "T" on his chest and a cape, and he’ll be in business.

So, of course, I had to accommodate him. He's now ready to punish evil doers...and parents who don't get his bottle fast enough!