Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Baberection

Troy got his first erection this morning. I opened the diaper and there it was pointing up at me. I don’t know what I expected, but that definitely wasn’t how I saw the morning going. CS told me that his son was getting these when he was a few months old, so I know it happens, but I’m. It sure what set Troy off today.

According to my online research this could be his body doing a normal system check.  It could also be that he has a full bladder and it's stimulating his sacral nerves.  Either way, it's perfectly normal and expected with boys.

https://www.directadvicefordads.com.au/new-dads/baby-boys-get-boners-too/

The worst part is that since he’s been in the phallic stage and can’t seem to leave his wee-wee alone, the first thing he did was reach down and start playing with it. I gave him his stuffed moose to distract him, and he immediately started rubbing it on his wee-wee. It’s the first time I’ve been embarrassed changing my sons diaper! I felt like I needed to step away and give him and the moose a few moments of privacy. The worst part is that the moose has the words, "Jesus Loves You" on its foot. So, I named the moose Jesús, the Spanish equivalent, so it wasn't so blasphemous. Poor Jesús has seen some things in his short life, and I don't think he's all that happy about being molested by a baby.

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