Electro-Shock Therapy

Troy’s latest game is to stick his finger in my belly button. One night after his bath, I didn’t put my shirt back on right away. So while my wife was putting lotion on him, he reached over and stuck his little finger right in my belly button. In order to make him laugh, I pretended that he gave me an electrical shock. Masochist child that he is, he proceeded to stick his finger in my belly button over and over again to shock me over and over again!

Now that he knows I have a belly button, he isn’t just satisfied to shock me when my shirt is off. He will actually pull the edge of my shirt up, find my belly button hiding under there, and then proceed to stick his finger in it. Thinking to throw him off, I have also pretended that my belly button is a power button and by pressing it, he’s actually turning me off. Unfortunately, this also made him giggle. So the moment I “came back online,” he pressed the button again to shut me off!