Wetting the Bed

After Troy's bath in the evening, we will lay him out on our bed, so my wife can put lotion on his skin. She will usually leave him lying on his bath towel stark naked while she does this. Tonight, Troy decided that he still had energy left to expel; so he immediately rolled over, stood up, and walked across the bed out of her reach. While my wife was launching herself across the bed to get him, Troy stood on the other side of the bed peeing on her pillow. My wife was screaming, "You better not be peeing on my pillow! Oh my god, he's peeing on my pillow!"

I was cleaning up the bath mess in the bathroom, so I came in just in time to see my son with his back to me, peeing on the pillow while my wife lay prostrate across the bed frantically trying to grab his naked bottom. Despite the "seriousness" of the situation (my wife made me put that in there), I couldn't help but laugh. I calmly walked around the bed, grabbed my son, handed him to my now-angry wife, and proceeded to strip the sheets, comforter, pillow case, and pillow off the bed and head to the laundry room. Apparently, he still needs to work on his control, but it definitely gives new meaning to "wetting the bed."