Wingman

Troy is a terrible wingman. If I was thinking that I was going to get flirted with by women when Troy and I go out together, I was wrong. They always say that puppies and babies are women magnets. Which is true for the most part. What they fail to tell you is that women will cease to notice the other entity standing there when puppies and babies are present. I become the DUFF when Troy is around.

Troy and I pass this same woman every day while she’s walking her dog. Today, she told my wife that she saw my wife and Troy out yesterday. I’m the one that takes Troy out every day! So that means I’m so invisible that this woman actually thought I was a woman too! I have a beard for crying out loud!

DISCLAIMER: My wife is strongly suggesting that I clarify that I am not now nor will be in the future looking for “action” from strange women on the sidewalk. I am hypothetically stating a fact that Troy is so cute that I become less noticeable than normal when he’s around. Much like I do when my wife is around.