Troy ate an apple today. Took a big bite out of it when I wasn't looking and swallowed the entire bite. I'm sure you're asking why I am writing about such a mundane thing like him eating an apple. Well, I'm glad you asked. It's because the apple was Styrofoam. It was part of our potpourri bowl, and he swiped it and bit a chunk out of the side. He'd played with that stupid apple a dozen times without ever showing the slightest interest in tasting it, so I'm not sure why he felt the urge today.
Now, we have to wait to make sure it comes out again and that it doesn't lodge in his stomach. So, I'm now styled a poop forensic scientist. I get to comb through his emittance, looking for clues of a Styrofoam nature. Yeah me! I so love being a father...
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