Worst...Criminal...Ever!

I was making chocolate croissants for breakfast this morning, and I thought I’d share a secret father-son moment with Troy. So, I gave him a chocolate chip as a treat. He took it, went away, and ate it. Then, he came back for another one. I looked down to see chocolate smeared all over his face and hands. His mother was in the other room, so I figured we were safe. I told him not to tell his mother, and I'd clean him up after I finished making breakfast. And what does he proceed to do?! He goes running straight to his mother! I yelled that you don’t take the evidence of your guilt to the prosecutor. He’s the worst criminal ever!