Telephone Kisses

This morning, I put Troy between us in the bed because neither my wife nor I was ready to get up when he was. He seemed content to hang out with us, although he wouldn’t stop messing with us so we could drift back off to sleep. But it’s hard to be mad when he’s so adorable. So, I kissed Troy, and he turned over and kissed his mama. I said, “Ha, it’s like telephone kisses, where you pass it down the line from person to person.” So, my wife kissed Troy back, and he turned and kissed her again. Wait, what?! How did I get left out of the loop when I started the game to begin with?!