Leave Them Alone!

Tonight, my wife was trying to change Troy’s poopie diaper, but she wasn’t having much luck, because he kept picking up the wipies that she had laid out. He was doing it just because it was getting a rise out of her. And the more she reacted, the more he did it. Until finally, she screamed out, “Troy! Leave them alone, leave them alone!”

Cheeky bugger that he is, he smiled his most charming smile, and said, “Leave them alone!” An exact mime of my wife’s words. She started laughing, and I said, “Congratulations, you taught him something new tonight.”