Toenail Polish

I learned a profound difference between little girls and little boys today.  Whereas, little girls will paint their fathers toenails in fingernail polish, little boys will cover their fathers legs in Spider-Man stickers.  Troy decided to decorate my legs with every sticker he owned, sorting them by "good guys" on one leg and "bad guys" on the other.  I played along and didn't think anything of it, until it was time to remove them.  Ripping them off was like having 30 Band-Aids ripped off all at once.  My legs were so raw and sensitive that a breeze blowing across my legs made me wince.  I'm starting to think that painted toenails would have been a better way to go.