How to Cook a Turkey

The daycare asked the kids how they would cook a turkey, if they were in charge of the upcoming Thanksgiving meal. The responses were a bit crazy and out there, but still incredibly cute. This is Troy's response:

Shake the turkey, the rubber turkey.

Cook the turkey on the plate in the microwave. Cook it. It's hot!

Cut the turkey.

Paint the turkey.

Turkey fell in the water! Daddy take the turkey out of the water.

Cook it some more. 

Daddy's gonna eat the turkey. Mommy's gonna eat the turkey and Troy too.