Monsieur Belly Button

I was trying to entertain Troy while he was taking his bath. So, I decided to ask him about his day not with my mouth, but with my belly button. I squeezed the sides together to make it look like a mouth. I gave it a French accent, and I told him that the hair around it was a goatee.

Troy instantly loved this new game. In fact, he refused to talk to me for the next two hours, telling me that he’d only talk to the belly button. Which was fine, except it was getting red and irritated from me squeezing it. At one point, he tried to make his belly button talk to mine, but he has a semi-outie, so it just looked like his belly button was sticking his tongue out at mine!