Kids Say the Darnedest Things

My mom has these skin-colored moles on her face near her nose and mouth. I don’t think she’s always had them, but they’ve definitely been there for a while now. Most of us don’t really notice or acknowledge them. They’re just a part of mom. But most of us aren’t an uninhibited three-year old who blurts out every thought on his mind. So, Troy was sitting on my mom’s lap this weekend, studying her face, when all of a sudden he says, “You have nipples on your face, Gammy.” My wife and I were both shocked and extremely amused. My mom didn’t know what to say. Kids say the darnedest things!