Get It!

Troy: “No, don’t scratch both of my legs. Pick one. This one or that one. Pick one.”

My wife: “This one.”

Troy: “Okay…get it!”

My wife began to scratch the designated leg.

Troy: “No, put your hand here. Here! And move it like this. Let me show you.”

My wife: “You’re supposed to be relaxing. I don’t need direction on how to scratch your leg. Just relax and go to sleep.”

Troy: “You can scratch the other one. After you’re done with this one. After. Okay?”

My wife: “We’ll see.”