I'll Wait

Troy: “What are you doing here? Mama said she was going to pick me up.”

Me: “Mama is at home. I’m not sure why she said that, because the plan was always for me to come get you.”

Troy: “Well, I’ll just wait here for mama.”

Me: “No you won’t! Get in the car! She’s not going to drive all this way when I’m already here.”

Troy: “It’s okay, I can wait for her.”

Me: “Come on, you little imp. Get in the car!”

Troy: “You’re a little imp!”

Me: “No, you are!”