Say It With a Kiss

Troy: “Mama, I ate my salmon. Can I have a treat now?”
My Wife: “Okay, baby, pick one.”
Troy: “This one!”
My Wife: “The Hershey Kiss?”
Troy: “Yeah.”

He quickly unwrapped the chocolate candy and scarfed it down.

Troy: “I need one more treat. Just one more. Can someone please get me another treat?!”
Me: “Another Kiss?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “Okay, there’s one left. I’m going to eat it.”
Troy: “Noooooo! I haven’t checked it yet! You can’t eat it until I’ve checked it!”

I handed it to him for safety inspection. He turned it over in his hands, checked it out, and then unwrapped it to check the insides. Satisfied, he said, “Okay, I’ve checked it. Now, I’m going to eat it!”