Get in My Belly!

Troy: “Dada, where is my gummy hamburger?”

Me: “I ate it.”

Troy: “No you didn’t! Give it to me!”

Me: “I ate it.”

Troy: “Where is it, dada?”

Me: “In my stomach, right behind my bellybutton at this point.”

Troy: “Dada! Give me my hamburger!”

Me: “I can’t. I ate it.”

Troy: “Well, toot it out! I want it!”

Me: …