I Intend to Resist

Me: “Troy let’s go take a bath.”

Troy: “I don’t WANT to take a bath!”

Me: “That’s irrelevant, let’s go.”

Troy: “No!”

Me: “Are you coming peacefully, or do you intend to resist?”

Troy: “I intend to resist.”

Me: “So be it.”

[tickling his stomach]

Troy: [laughing] “Stop, dada!”

Me: “Resistance is futile! You WILL be assimilated!”