Pooping in the Woods

Troy: “Gammy, we don’t poop in the woods.”

Gammy: “I wasn’t planning to.”

Troy: “Good, we don’t poop in the woods. We poop in the potty.”

Gammy: “That’s correct.”

Troy: “A dog does, but we don’t.”

Me: “Yeah, Mom, you remember that the next time you’re tempted to poop in the woods. We don’t do it.”

Gammy: “I wasn’t planning to!”

Me: “Good, don’t do it.”