Reindeer Poopie Cookies

Troy: “Dada, can I have a chocolate chip cookie?”

Me: “You can have a cookie, but it’s not chocolate chip.”

Troy: “Yes it is!”

Me: “No, it’s not. It’s reindeer poopie.”

Troy: “Really?”

Me: “What’s it taste like?”

Troy: “Chocolate.”

Me: “Huh, who knew that reindeer poopie tasted like chocolate.”

Troy: “Dada!”