The Chicken Fight

Troy: “Now, the dinosaurs are going to fight!”

Giagia: “Okay, I’ll be T-Rex.”

Troy: [taking the dinosaur out of her hand]“No, I’m going to be T-Rex.”

Giagia: “Then, I’ll be Indominus.”

Troy: [taking the dinosaur out of her hand] “No, you can’t be him either.”

Giagia: “Okay, how about the Stegosaurus?”

Troy: [taking all the dinosaurs and sliding them behind him] “No, you can’t be any of these.”

Giagia: “Well, you’ve taken all the dinosaurs. How will I fight? What am I to use?”

Troy: [handing her a small yellow chicken] “You can be a chicken!”

Giagia: “A chicken?! Don’t the dinosaurs eat the chicken?”

Troy: “Yes.”

 

Me: [walking into the room later and seeing a yellow chicken hanging from Gigantosaurus’ mouth] “That didn’t end well for you.”

Giagia: “No, it didn’t. I lasted less than one minute.”