Sunday, January 1, 2023

Tough Cow-d

Troy: “That’s where the cow lives. Wait…dada, he’s gone! Where is he?”

Me: “I don’t know. Maybe he moo-ved on.”

Troy: [with zero appreciation for my dad joke] “Maybe. I think he was scared.”

Me: “Of what?”

Troy: “The trolls.”

Me: “So, he got in his car and co-moo-ted somewhere else?”

Troy: [still not willing to give me my creative due] “Yeah, probably.”

Me: “What kind of car do you think he drives?”

Troy: “I don’t know.”

Me: “I think it was a moo-stang.”

 

[only the sound of the crickets chirping]

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