Giagia Abduction

Troy: [holding his grandmother’s hand as we walk down the sidewalk] “Hold on tight, Giagia. Otherwise, you’ll blow away into space with the aliens.”

Me: “Wow! That escalated quickly! Not just that you’ll blow away, but that an alien abduction will also be involved.”

Giagia: “Yeees. I can ride on their spaceship.”

Me: “Take a ride on a hef-a-hoe! See the wonders of Mars!”