Eagle Eyes

Troy: “Dada, is that a worm in that bird’s mouth?”

Me: “What bird?”

Troy: “The bird on that house?”

Me: “I don’t see a bird over there.”

Troy: “He’s on the top of the house.”

Me: “I don’t see a bird. Where is he? Show me.”

Troy: [pointing to a house off in the distance] “Over there on that house.”

Me: “That house on the next street over there?”

Troy: “Yeah. The bird on the top of it.”

Me: “That black blob? That’s a bird.”

Troy: “Yeah.”

Me: “How the heck did you see that? And how should I know what he has in his mouth?! I can barely tell that’s a house he’s standing on top of!”