The Mosquito in Disguise

Me: “Do you set that mosquito on that dinosaur egg?”

Troy: “It’s not a mosquito, it’s a Meganeura.”

Me: “No it’s not. It’s a mosquito!”

Troy: “Look, do you see the long pointy thing coming out of its face?”

Me: “No, where is it?”

Troy: “It’s not there, because it’s not a mosquito. It’s a Meganeura!”

Me [laughing]: “You cheeky little bugger.”