Traitor

Troy: “Dada, I just tooted.”

Me: “So, I heard.”

 

30 seconds later…

 

Troy [covering his nose]: “Oh my gosh, that smells so bad!”

Me [covering my nose]: “I know…everybody knows. Wow!”

Troy: “I’m leaving, dada.”

Me: “Wait, you’re leaving me here with…THAT?!”

Troy: “Yep.”

Me: “Traitor.”