Tummy Talk

Troy: “Dada, my tummy is saying that I’m hungry.”

Me [putting my ear next to his stomach]: “Really? Let me hear it. It is talking! But why does it have a British accent?”

Troy [giggling]: “You’re so silly. It doesn’t have an accent.”

Me: “It absolutely does. It said, ‘Cheerio mate, I need some grub in my tum!’”

Troy: “Tee hee!”