Weird Flex

Troy: “Dada, I saw a squirrel in that tree throwing down acorns to the ground.”

Me: “Was he throwing them down to a friend or so he could find them later?”

Troy: “He was throwing them down to the ants.”

Me: “Well, that was nice of him. He was feeding them.”

Troy: “No, they were trying to pick it up and carry it to their home.”

Me: “I see.”

Troy: “But they didn’t make it.”

Me: “Oh, why is that?”

Troy: “Because a bird came down and took it away.”

Me: “Seriously?! That’s crazy!”