Splat!

Me: “This is an interesting picture, Troy. I love the blues all swirled about. What’s it a picture of?”

Troy: “That’s you.”

Me: “Really? It doesn’t really look like me.”

Troy: “That’s because you’ve been stepped on…by a giant, and now you’re just a splat. You were wearing a blue shirt when he stepped on you. That’s why it’s all blue.”

Me: “I see. Well, thanks, I guess.”

Troy: “You’re welcome!”