Thursday, June 22, 2023

The Pokey

Me: “Troy, I have to get a pokey tomorrow.”

Troy: “Oh no! Why?!”

Me: “The same reason that you need to get one, so they can take my blood.”

Troy: “Why do they need your blood?”

Me: “So, they can see if it’s clean or dirty. And then tell me how much longer I have to live.”

Troy: “What do you have to live for?”

Me: “That’s a fair question, and I’m not sure I have a great answer.”

Troy: “No, why do you need to live a long time?”

Me: “I guess I don’t. Are you trying to get rid of me?”

Troy: “Um…”

Me: “Gee, thanks a lot.”

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