Alien Confusion

Troy [putting his alien sticker book together]: “This alien is disgusting!”

Me: “I agree.”

Troy: “Where does this one go?”

Me: “I think that’s a horn for his nose. It’s like a rhinoceros or triceratops.”

Troy: “No, it’s a spike that goes on his head.”

Me: “Yeah, but it’s called a horn.”

Troy: “No, it’s not a horn.”

Me: “If it’s not a horn, then what is it?!”

Troy: “It’s a spike that goes on his head!”

Me [laughing]: “You cheeky bugger.”