Troy: “And then they’d poop them out?”
Me: “No, the stones would stay in their stomach to grind up the plants they ate. Isn’t that cool?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “Troy, I have a very important question for you. Are you listening?”
Troy: “Yes.”
Me: “What does a brachiosaurus eat?”
Troy: “Plants.”
Me: “And what color are plants?”
Troy: “Green.”
Me: “So, if a brachiosaurus only eats plants, then would his poop be green?”
Troy: “No, poop is brown. So, it would be brown."
Me: “But what makes poop brown?”
Troy: “Food.”
Me: “Okay, so if he only eats green food, then wouldn’t his poop be green? It would only be brown if he ate brown food.”
Troy: “No, it would be brown with green leaves inside it.”
Me: “But why would it be brown, if he doesn’t eat anything brown? Where would the brown come from?”
Troy: “I don’t know, but his poop would be brown. Poop is brown.”
Me: “I think it would be green.”
Troy: “Well, you’re just silly.”
Me: “I think maybe this conversation is silly!”
Me: “No, the stones would stay in their stomach to grind up the plants they ate. Isn’t that cool?”
Troy: “Yeah.”
Me: “Troy, I have a very important question for you. Are you listening?”
Troy: “Yes.”
Me: “What does a brachiosaurus eat?”
Troy: “Plants.”
Me: “And what color are plants?”
Troy: “Green.”
Me: “So, if a brachiosaurus only eats plants, then would his poop be green?”
Troy: “No, poop is brown. So, it would be brown."
Me: “But what makes poop brown?”
Troy: “Food.”
Me: “Okay, so if he only eats green food, then wouldn’t his poop be green? It would only be brown if he ate brown food.”
Troy: “No, it would be brown with green leaves inside it.”
Me: “But why would it be brown, if he doesn’t eat anything brown? Where would the brown come from?”
Troy: “I don’t know, but his poop would be brown. Poop is brown.”
Me: “I think it would be green.”
Troy: “Well, you’re just silly.”
Me: “I think maybe this conversation is silly!”
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