Troy: “Dada, I saw a naked bird over there.”
Me:
“What kind of bird?”
Troy:
“A crow.”
Me:
“And he was naked?”
Troy:
“Yeah, he didn’t have any feathers.”
Me:
“Like all over or only on part of him?”
Troy:
“He only had feathers on his head.”
Me:
“Why was he naked?”
Troy:
“Because the other animals took all of his feathers.”
Me:
“Why did they do that?”
Troy:
“Because he was being mean to them.”
Me:
“So, why didn’t they take the feathers off his head?”
Troy:
“Because he was wearing a hat.”
Me:
“I see. What kind of hat was he wearing?”
Troy:
“An octopus hat.”
Me:
“Like a hat that looked like an octopus or an actual octopus as a hat?”
Troy:
“An actual octopus as a hat.”
Me:
“And the octopus just stayed on the crow’s head? He didn’t try to get off?”
Troy:
“No, but the sea monster came and he took the octopus. And he broke the crow’s
hat.”
Me:
“So, the crow didn’t have anything left on his head?”
Troy:
“He still had feathers on it, but the sea monster ruined the feathers.”
Me:
“So, he’s a naked crow with no hat and only feathers on his head.”
Troy:
“No, he’s not naked anymore. He regrew the feathers.”
Me:
“How did he do that?”
Troy:
“Because now he’s not mean. He is good. He actually wasn’t mean. He was a
little shy, that’s why he took the scarecrow.”
Me:
“He took the scarecrow? What did he do with it?”
Troy:
“He wanted the scarecrow so he could sleep with it.”
Me:
“Like a fluffy?!”
Troy:
“Mmm, hmm.”
Me
[laughing]: “I’ve never heard of a crow who has a scarecrow as a fluffy.”
Troy:
“He also had a squirrel fluffy. That was the fluffy that he had. He has a lot
of fluffies.”
Me:
“Is it a real squirrel or a fluffy squirrel?”
Troy:
“It’s a fluffy, and he sleeps with it.”
Me:
“Interesting.”
Troy:
“This is a special story.”
Me: “It certainly is. I can honestly say I’ve never heard anything like it!”

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