The Sound of Pancakes

Troy: “What’s your favorite sound, mama?”

My Wife: “Pancakes!”

Troy: “What?!”

Me: “What sound does a pancake make?”

Troy: “Pancake!”

Me: “I know it’s a pancake. What sound does it make?”

Troy: “Pancake!”

Me: “Yes, a pancake. What sound does it make?”

Troy: “Pancake!”

Me: “So, the sound of a pancake is ‘pancake’”?

Troy: “Yeah.”

My Wife: “No, it’s splat!”

Troy: “Splat? You’re so silly!”