Troy:
“Yep.”
Me:
“Cool, tell me about them.”
Troy:
“I was dancing with a gorilla. The end.”
Me:
“That’s it? Wait. Was he a good dancer?”
Troy:
“Yep. We were dancing in a castle.”
Me:
“A castle, huh? At your wedding?”
Troy:
“Yep.”
Me:
“Was he wearing something special, like a tie?”
Troy:
“He was wearing underwear.”
Me:
“Just underwear? No pants or shoes?”
Troy:
“Nope. Just underwear.”
Me:
“And what color was he?”
Troy:
“He was black with a gray bum.”
Me:
“Oh, so he was a silver back gorilla.”
Troy:
“And he was there with a big, stinky baboon.”
Me:
“A baboon at your wedding?”
Troy:
“A big, stinky baboon.”
Me:
“I see. You know they bite, and they have really big teeth.”
Troy:
“Not this one. He’s nice.”
Me: “Well, that’s going to be a must-see wedding for sure!”
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